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Alexa, play On and On by Erykah Badu
Happy New Year to those who celebrate. I don’t.
Fortunately, I am alive. Unfortunately, I have almost zero excuses as to why I haven’t opened this app, except that I have hit a crazy mental block that seems to only leave me when I am too busy to write. So this isn’t really a comeback, just a check-in I should have done months ago.
I’ve been spending an extended amount of time in my kitchen, as a shock to no one. I’m making ‘fake biryani’ tonight, and I’ll have it with the grossly overpriced avocado I got from Albert Heijn. I always have avocados. I am a kisii after all.



I’m on hour 1 of the 4-hour-long Tyler Perry video by F.D Signifier on YouTube. I love listening to intelligent people speak. I love listening to people’s well-articulated hyperfixation because it’s something that I wish I was; focussed.
Its gonna be a whooping 16 degrees tomorrow and I kid you not, after weeks of 4 degrees I nearly cried seeing the weather forecast. I’m going to be outside in minishorts and wedges, I will be sipping some drink, and maybe I will write about my opinion on Tyler Perry and other mediocre rich men.



Finally😭girl where were you 😭